Robert Iger

"The Media All Father"

Robert Iger, Lord of Disney, is known as the Media All Father.
He is the god of aggressive expansion, and is responsible for the deaths of several other media based gods, who he consumed to make himself larger.
Of his more recent conquests, the Media All Father consumed 20th Century Fox, and now sets his envious eyes upon sony.

Elon Musk

"The Holy Smith"

Elon Musk, Master of Tesla Motors, is the Holy Smith amongst the Gods.
He is known for his insatiable desire to inovate, leading his gifts to cause chaos amongst the mortals.
In one such story, the Great Smith dropped one of his holy flame throwers to the Earth, and from it, hundreds of mortals found the gift of holy light and warmth.
And by holy light and warmth, we mean really cool (and usually incredibly dangerous and irresponsible) videos of lighting stuff on fire on youtube.

Mark Zuckerberg

"The Lizard King"

Mark Zuckerberg, the One Who Watches, Lizard King, is the reptillian overlord of Facebook and all its succesors such as instagram.
He first became known as the Lizard King upon his court hearings with the United States, government. His behavior clearly pointed to his pretending to fit amongst the humans in the room.
He is known as the patron god of the like button, stalkers, and superficial desires.

Jack Dorsey

"The Messenger God"

Jack Dorsey, He Who Tweets, is the supreme patron of Twitter.
Atop his great throne of uniformed opinions and regrettable and tasteless jokes taht his followers all so eagerly present to both him and the world, he is able to control the distribution of information on a global scale.
The Messenger God is known to be a being who prefers to work from the shadows, and like his rival, the Lizard King, he slowly gathers his wealth of information.

Jeff Bezos

"The Supreme Distributor"

Jeff Bezos, the Supreme Distributor, is the lord of amazon.
Through his blessings are we able to buy a large amount of random stuff online that we probably don't really need most of the time, but we buy it anyways because its sometimes cheaper and its there.
The Supreme Distributor blesses his followers with gifts of abundance, soon to be delivered by his angelic drones. He also blesses them with his holy herald of Alexa, who helps Bezos by listening to our conversations and archiving our information, much like the Lizard King.

Larry Page

"The Master of Google"

Larry Page, Master of Google, is possibly the second most powerful god on the pantheon, surpassed only by The Lord of Logic, Bill Gates.
In recent years, like Iger, the Master of Google has sought to expand incredibly fast, absorbing minor gods such as youtube, and founding new subservant aspects of himself, such as google stadia and google plus. And while these attempts may not always succeed, the power of Google is ever growing.

Tim Cook

"The Trickster God"

Tim Cook is the second god to be the patron of Apple, and as a result is often viewed as a weaker incarnation.
He is known as the trickster, as he continues to ride off the successes of the old previous god, minimalizing inovation for the sake flash and beauty.
He is a master of repackaging similiar ideas as other gods, and as a result, has managed to garner power in multiple areas that often seem completely seperate from his own domain.

Bill Gates

"The Supreme"

The supreme god, the foundation for most digital society, and our faith, Bill Gates is truly the first among the pantheon.
The Supreme first made himself known to the church in 1985 with his grand gift to mortals, Windows. It allowed for all the technology and revolution to follow in its footsteps and inspire the Supreme's rival in the first god of Apple.
Long since distancing himself from his creation, the Supreme has since stepped down, and spends his days in peace, content with his gift to mortal kind.